Sometimes the articles are too unreal but very true: “Chefs at this year’s World Testicle & Aphrodisiac Cooking Championships have revealed they will dedicate their dishes to the newlyweds [ Prince William and Duchess Catherine], who tied the knot on April 29.” One of the cooks at this event thinks the Duke and Duchess would be more likely to bear children if they ate some of his tasty concoctions. He also recommended his book “Cooking With Balls”. All testicles except human are edible.
Not sure if serious.
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