The university year is about to start! Students everywhere are stocking up on mountains of products to survive the autumn term. Whether it’s carloads of baked beans and pasta or enough pants to avoid the dreaded washing machine for an entire year. One of the most important areas of university life is missing from most student pre-packing list… Uni sex toys!
You don’t want your parents trying to find you a tickler! So, here are suggestions you can get discreetly delivered. These are the top ten sex toys every student needs. They are safe, essential, and even a little special. Plus, they won’t break your budget before the loans come in!
Bondara’s Uni Sex Toy Checklist
Perfect for experimenting with dominance and submission, tape is the perfect erotic accessory for every bedroom.
Bondage tape comes in a variety of colours and can be very discreet in black or white. The tape binds to itself and not your skin, so it can be reused to save you some extra change.
Student life hack: Tape can also be used for binding papers, books and files without damaging them!
Clitoral stimulators are essential for everyone’s bag or sock drawer. They are compact and subtle and come in a range of colours, shapes, and sizes. You can even get them shaped like bullets or handbag-friendly lipstick.
Not only are they great for solo play, but they can also be great for having fun with a friend. Best of all, you can get them for under a tenner.
- USB Vibes
Batteries are a costly essential for every student. But you can save on your toys by going rechargeable, either through mains or USB.
Some bigger, more costly toys are cheap in the long run, so don’t worry about spending a decent amount on something that will last your entire degree.
Safe Sex
You must remember to stay safe at uni, but staying safe can now be exciting with a banquet of flavours, textures, and colours. Some heat up or cool down, some tingle, and some glow in the dark.
You can now even get condoms where one partner is soothed by a cool delay lotion to last longer while stimulating ribs and dots pleasures the other.
Even if you don’t think you need them, just remember you might find a flatmate banging on your door at 3 am in desperate need of condoms – you don’t want to let them down.
Cock rings are a great way to improve bedroom performance, and vibrating cock rings are incredibly fun for couples.
The best thing about cock rings is that they are ridiculously cheap, reusable, and come with multiple accessories for all kinds of stimulation.
Blindfolds and eye masks are an interesting way to explore various kinks. Use them for dominance and submission, fancy dress or even actual sleep!
Made from studded leather and PVC to plush padded satin, they’re very discreet because of their alternative functions. Blindfolds can also be a nice accessory to own, just in case the mood ever takes you.
You might have to check that your halls of residence trust you with fire, but a candle is a great way to have some erotic fun in the bedroom, whether it is through wax play or a candle which warms massage oil.
Deliciously fragrant, they will not only help you remove the lingering student smell from last year’s tenant but will even help ignite some fiery passion.
Uni Sex Extras
Sex furniture is probably one of the last things to come to mind when you think of student sex. But with creaking beds and uncomfortable chairs, it can be a welcome change.
This seat for example offers room for multiple positions and is particularly good for those struggling on top.
Student Life Hack: A seat can change your student studying habits adding the comforts of a leg rest, second seat, lap or bedside table.
A modern classic of the sex toy industry and essential for anyone with a penis, the masturbator changes those nights in alone. They’re also great fun with friends!
They come in various sizes and colours but are often very discreet with subtle packaging or designs. With only a quick squirt of lube, these can be an exciting way to pull an all-nighter.
The final toy to make it onto the list is the well-known Love Balls, which are essential training for Kegel exercises.
Not only can they be fun to wear indoors you can take your solo sex life outside and enjoy them on a private trip to the library.
The great thing about them is that they never need replacing, you can have erotic adventures while toning muscles your thought you didn’t have – definitely the best kind of exercise.
Guest writer Jon, freelance writer and 3rd year Uni student reveals his top 10 picks for taking away to Uni.
Now, don’t forget to update those uni lists and start collecting the real essentials of student life!
Share our list with anyone who needs some student satisfaction, and comment with any great sex toys you think should have made the list.
