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Remember the stone penises that may be thousands of years old? They were discovered in a cave in Germany. Well, looks like the ladies are about to have their time in the limelight. 37,000 year old rock art in France may depict female genitalia. It’s called quotidian art – art of everyday activities. These drawings and carvings were likely done whilst ancient people went about their daily chores. They might have created artwork out of boredom, a creative streak, or reverence for the human form. Early man liked making paintings and carvings. They also liked making jewellery out of woolly mammoth ivory and animal teeth. It’s debated as to whether the carvings and drawings are actually female genitalia but there’s a chance it is.

So, it’s time to honor the feminine. Lads, you like the shape and feel of female genitalia, don’t you? Why not try out realistic and vibrating vaginas? These sex toys will bring you closer to your personal goddess. The Perfect Lover Vibrating Pussy resembles those cave carvings. It’s round, fits in the palm of your hand, and has a very realistic opening. The love canal is tight and ribbed for your pleasure. And the vibrations! Wow, talk about intense! The Loveskin material is so soft it feels like a real woman. That’s no wonder, since this pussy is molded from a real woman’s pussy. The vibrating bullet may be used separately as an individual sex toy. It’s like getting two for the price of one!

So think of those ancient humans getting off whilst creating their stone dildos and vaginal cave art. I wonder if they used mammoth suede and cloth to create their own makeshift sex toys? You’ll do much better with your male sex toys. Enjoy!

This story is more proof that Americans are paranoid. Teenagers texted each other on Twitter, and what they said was misinterpreted by parents and school administrators. The lad in question wrote he was “polishing his rifle”. School officials, when they saw the tweets, misunderstood what he meant. They thought it meant he (and possibly others) were going to shoot up the school, so they closed the school down for a day to investigate. It turns out that’s not what the lad meant. His phrase is a term for masturbation, much like “flogging the bishop” and “greasing your pipe” mean the same thing.

So all that panicking over nothing.

Would you like to polish your rifle or grease your pipe? Why not use the best male sex toys? Fleshlight and male masturbators will give you the ultimate erotic ride when you crank your shaft or play a flute solo on your meat whistle. One very popular male masturbator is the Tenga flip hole masturbator. There’s been a lot of hype about this baby. You get very unique sensations from the three buttons on the device. It’s truly state of the art! You get massaging action, sucking action, and much more! The case flips open, revealing that enticing inner sleeve. That sleeve is chock full of nubs, bumps, and ridges to give you the erotic ride of your life.

Reusable and easy to clean, the Tenga flip hole masturbator will give you many hours of intense sexual pleasure. It doesn’t even look like a sex toy! Toss one in your luggage for a holiday or business trip. You also get three Tenga lubes to choose from – mild, real, and wild!

The Tenga line is one of the most amazing male sex toys on the market. Go ahead and jerk your gherkin with one of the best masturbators money can buy!

Ouch! A man in Spain probably hopes that old adage about lightning striking twice in the same spot isn’t true. He got the shock of his life when he was struck by lightning – on his scrotum! He was walking down the street fully clothed when he got zapped through his trousers. The bolt traveled through his body and exited out his foot. He was knocked unconscious, obviously. At the hospital, it was determined – amazingly – that his brain and heart were undamaged.

What kind of gift would you give such a poor sod who isn’t so poor since he survived the ordeal? Why, ball stretchers, of course! Male sex toys are another way to see God, although a much safer way than getting zapped by a lightning bolt. To push the irony even further, buy him a set of stainless steel ball stretchers. Talk about attracting lightning to the same place twice! These ball stretchers are made of sturdy stainless steel, all the better to tempt fate.

You get to choose between four different widths: 14mm (200g), 28mm (460g), 42mm (650g), and 56mm (870g). They have a 15mm thickness and 35mm internal diameter. These hand polished ball stretchers will stretch your balls to the max, making them look bigger and sexier. The weight from the ball stretchers is also very enticing. They are the best stainless steel ball stretchers available in the U. K. The ring splits in half and you wrap the stretcher around your scrotum. Then let it all hang out! The ball stretcher comes in its own black velvet pouch. Buy one for yourself and one for a very special friend. Just don’t wear it outside during a thunderstorm or you’ll attract lightning bolts!