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Best Pick-Up Lines

Pickup lines are something that we have all experienced before. Whether it be a creepy one or a line that splits your sides and you then adopt as your own. What are the best pick-up lines? Sometimes, a hilariously cringe-worthy pickup line is the perfect way to bag yourself a first date or break the ice. So as an ode to the hundreds of pickup lines, we have composed a list of our faves.

Remember, girls, you can use these too… don’t be shy – sit back, grab a pen and paper and take notes.

datingtipsThe Good:

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

Fool proof. You’re sure to get a laugh from this one and probably a decent response. Complimenting a girl usually works well to initiate conversation and this one’s not too high on the creepy scale. Give it a go!

My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in here. Want to use their money to buy drinks?

Make sure you have some friends to point to otherwise this might backfire. You’re complimenting her and offering her a drink all at once; who could say no to this.

Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.

This may just work, worth a shot. Let us know!

 

The Bad:

Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Nothing gets a girl in the mood more than suggesting her degree of hotness is comparable to the fine print of a document… Right? Right?!

Where do you hide your wings?

Yes, you are referring to her as an angel and yes this is a brilliant way to lighten the mood. You’ll be remembered, that’s for sure.

Your eyes are blue like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.

Bravo! If you’ve managed to let this one slip off your tongue, you deserve a date just for the bravery.

 

Just pure filth:

Now we know these may not go over too well, but if you’re set on throwing some sexual innuendoes into the mix then we say go big or go home!

My name is [your name]. Just so you know what to scream later.

You know why I’m like a squirrel? Because I want to bury my nuts in you.

You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.

We do not take any responsibility for what may come of the above pickup lines, we do however salute you if you are brave enough to attempt them!

So there you have it. We’ve given you enough to start off, but we know there are so many more amazing lines out there. What are your favourites? Leave us a comment and let us know – maybe someone will benefit from your wisdom!

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