For around two weeks every British summer, submissives crawl out of their dungeons, Mistresses peel off their latex catsuits, and kinksters from all over the UK swap rope, whips, and chains for sun, sea, and SEX!
We’re kidding… Kind of. But regardless of how kinky or vanilla you are, it’s getting steamy this summertime! Yes, thanks to that libido-boosting dose of vitamin D (and less clothing), we tend to feel a little hornier in the heat. And that means string bikinis, cocktails, endless ice creams, sunbathing, and lot’s of sex!
So, make your vacation/staycation an orgasmic one with eight naughty ideas to spice up your summer, even if your tastes are a little more risqué…
1. Go Skinny Dipping
Okay, let’s start with an easy one – skinny dipping.
Although skinny dipping isn’t necessarily sexual, it sure feels great to be naked with a lover, friends, or even strangers and run unabashedly into the ocean.
But, be sure to check the local customs before you strip! Skinny dipping may not be a big deal in Magaluf, but you could get into hot water in Malaysia.
2. Become the Perfect submissive
Wear something ultra-revealing, fetch cold drinks, and ensure that every inch of your partner’s body is covered in sun cream. Just because you’re not in the bedroom doesn’t mean you can’t be a good little sub.
Why not take BDSM to the beach and make your vacation more exciting? Being discreetly cuffed, facedown, to your shaded sunlounger can provide your Dom(me) with scenic views they won’t forget.
But perhaps save the flogging, gagging, and hardcore humiliation for the hotel room later… You wouldn’t want to startle Karen.
3. Sex on the Beach
It may sound clichéd, but sex outdoors can be LOTS of fun.
There is something truly liberating about being free in the great outdoors. Plus, the risk of getting caught only adds to the adrenaline rush.
So, get some sun on your skin as you puff and pant on a secluded beach or even somewhere in the woods! Just keep an ear out for beach boys or ramblers!
4. Try a Ménage à Trois
If you’ve ever fantasised about a threesome, then your summer holiday may be a perfect time to make it a reality. People tend to be much more liberal and easygoing on vacation, so finding someone to join you in the bedroom may not be too difficult after you’ve all had a few glasses of sangria!
What’s more, you don’t have to worry about the threesome affecting your relationship or anyone back home finding out, as you’ll never see that person again.
5. Join the Mile-High Club
Another cliché, but definitely one to cross off the bucket list, is joining the mile-high club.
I’m honestly not sure how people manage to pull this off as, whenever I’m on a plane, there’s always a queue of tired parents, irritable children, and woozy travellers. Not to mention, the cubicle is only 3′ wide.
So, if you manage to join the mile-high club, then kudos to you, pal!
6. Stylish Shaving
Most women go for a bikini wax before their summer holidays, but why not try something more interesting? So this summer, try a new ‘do’ down below; the Brazilian, the Hollywood, the Harry Potter. That’s a lightning bolt, of course (Nah, I just made that up!).
Better still, why not let your partner shave you? Intimate shaving can be a very sensual, sexual experience.
But pubic styling isn’t just for women; men can get creative there too! So, go for the bald eagle to emphasise what you’re packin’ and stay fresh in the warmer climes.
However, I would dissuade “vajazzling” during daylight hours. Bikini-line bling won’t last long in the swimming pool!
7. Temperature Play
The hot and steamy summer sun is the perfect climate for a little temperature play. So, try adding some ice into your foreplay.
Ice on the erogenous zones and genitals can feel amazing – you could even use a fruity ice lolly or ice cream to make oral sex tastier. But be careful to let lollies and ice acclimatise before applying to the skin – you wouldn’t want them to stick where the sun doesn’t shine!
But, if you’re organised enough to take sex toys on holiday, leave your glass, metal, or ceramic dildo in the fridge while you’re by the pool for a cooling thrill when you return all hot and moist.
8. Live Out Your Role Play Fantasy
You’re in a country where nobody recognises you, nobody knows your mum, and hopefully, no one will put photos on Facebook – so take advantage of the anonymity!
If you’re into sexual role-play games in the bedroom, dare to wear them out and about. A gimp suit may not be appropriate attire for a family resort in Tenerife! However, a naval officer, airline pilot or french maid are perhaps safer options to try 😉
So, wherever you’re jetting off to this summer, I hope you have a fantastic holiday and spend plenty of time in the bedroom… or shower, hot tub, pool, sun lounger, and aeroplane bathroom!
Just don’t hide a 14-inch dildo in your partner’s hand luggage – that’s mean!
Bon Voyage x
