Category Archives: Couples Toys

A recent study of women’s libido found that women’s sexual peak occurs at 11 pm Saturday night. So synchronize your watches, lads. Enjoy a little Saturday Night Fever.

Three quarters of the UK are satisfied with their sex lives, but many still blame their hectic work schedules and lack of free time for a drop in their libidos. Scots and women from the SouthWest are said to be most satisfied whilst Irish women were said to be least satisfied. On the other hand, the Irish are having the most sex with Londoners and the Welsh following in second and third place.

40 percent of Brits enjoy a little sex outdoors despite the UK’s rather chilly weather some parts of the year. Do you like your sex al fresco? Then you need to try warming sexual lubricants to keep the chill away. ID Sensation Warming Liquid Lubricant is perfect for those breezy moments on the cliffs of Dover or wherever you like to get it on in the great outdoors. This is one of the fastest selling lubricants in existence, and the moment you try it you’ll see why.

It’s water based so it’s safe to use with condoms, barrier methods of birth control, and sex toys. It makes a great companion with ID Glide or ID Millennium lubricants. Just dribble on a little ID Sensation and feel it warm as it makes contact with skin. This lube won’t stain and it won’t irritate your sensitive skin. Enjoy the warmth while your lying in that cool breeze! If it dries out, just reactivate it with a little saliva or water. Water based lubricants like this one are highly recommended by sexperts, experienced couples, and doctors.

So replenish your stock of sex aids and pick up some warming lube now. And don’t forget to enjoy that late night sex on Saturday night when she’s at her libidinous peak.

Today is May the 4th. Do you know what that means? It’s Star Wars Day! As in, “May the 4th be with you.” Get it?

Are you going to hold a movie marathon of episodes four, five, and six? I might just do that, although I’ll avoid “The Phantom Menace” just to avoid Jar Jar Binks. Plus Anakin whines too much. I prefer Leah to Amidala any day. Feisty, that one!

There are other, very creative ways to celebrate Star Wars Day, like using the right kinds of dildos. Choose a long and slender one, the longer the better. Glass dildos are also ideal because they are rigid. One glass dildo that is perfect for Star Wars Day is the icicles rose double-ended glass dildo no. 23 because it’s a dead ringer for a light saber. Hoist it and use the Force to guide you.

Glass dildos are wonderful sex toys. Look at how the icicles rose reflects the light! They take to temperature very well, too. Heat it up in a pan of water and it’s warm for your use. Toss it in your freezer for about ten minutes and you get a very chilly dildo experience. Glass dildos make sensation play more fun. Clean-up is easy too. Just toss it in your dishwasher, since it’s dishwasher-safe. Double ended dildos have the advantage of being able to be used by two people or solo. Insert an end either into your vagina or anus. Men and women may use them. Feel that rigid thing slide inside you and you’ll be beside yourself in no time. Plus icicles rose is waterproof so enjoy it in the bath or shower.

So enjoy Star Wars Day with a fancy double dildo you may wield like a light saber. And May The 4th Be With You!

Do you watch romance movies? Do you like them? Do you understand that Hollywood has lied to us about love and romance?

According to an article I read, you won’t experience love as you see it in the movies. You will never have the chance to choose between two amazing men (or women). Especially if they are complete opposites. You won’t have a chance meeting and then reconnect a decade later. The loser who impregnated you won’t grow a pair. The person you hook up with will never be more than that. He or she won’t fall in love with you. Your true love won’t stop you at the altar from marrying someone else. You won’t drift on ship wreckage declaring your love for each other after hitting an iceberg. You won’t marry a hooker with a heart of gold, nor will your john fall in love with you and treat you like a queen and marry you.

Got it now?

What can happen is that your true love will buy vibrators for you. They make wonderful gifts. Aim small. How about vibrating love eggs? If you’re looking for a small and portable sex toy, you can’t go wrong with something like this waterproof remote control egg. This very popular plastic pearly blue egg is only three inches long but don’t be fooled. It packs a wallop! Hand the remote control to your partner and let him or her have their way with you. The range is over 15 metres. This egg is also waterproof so enjoy it in the bath or hot tub. You will enjoy hours of endless pleasure whether you use the egg alone or with your partner. So don’t fall for the lies you are told in romance movies. Vibrators are much more reliable!

A man was in a bar having sex with a woman. The bartender and several other men tried to throw him out, but the man bites down on the bartender’s pinky finger, breaking the bone and nearly severing the finger from his hand.

Yes, alcohol was involved.

The man who bit down on the bartender’s finger faces seven years in jail for this. Sometimes people just don’t think things through. Bars have enough troublesome clientele without the clientele getting it on in the smoking section.

Imagine the uses the bartender could have had for that finger. You know the old joke – he’ll never play the violin again. He won’t play the piano any time soon. He also won’t be able to pleasure his girlfriend with bullet vibrators on that finger. Imagine how happy she would have been if he had been able to use the popular rampant finger vibrator on her, driving her mad with desire. There are many different types of vibrators out there that would easily please a woman and these little finger vibrators are one delightful type.

The rampant finger vibrator is a simple yet effective little thing. A jelly sleeve shaped like a rabbit clitoral stimulator slides over the bullet vibrator. The sleeve has a ring you use to fit it over your finger. Then you close in on her hot spots and drive her mad! That bartender’s pinky could have been put to good use. This finger vibe is wireless and waterproof so take it into the bath with you. It also has multi-speed vibrations that she’ll find very pleasurable. This is a fine little vibrator that packs a wallop – but you need a finger to put it on. So avoid drunks who are likely to bite it off.

According to a survey by an author for Esquire Magazine, blow jobs aren’t as popular as they used to be. Men want to go down on women’s pussies like kittens lapping up cream.

I say bollocks.

First off, this “survey” was a quick conversation with ten of the author’s “mature” (Ha!) mates. That’s right. Ten. A very scientific sample. Second, any woman (or bi or gay man, for that matter) will tell you men want you to eat meat as much now as they had in the 1970s when the porn film “Deep Throat” was all the rage. You remember that one. Linda Lovelace starred as a woman born with her clitoris in the back of her throat so the only way she could get off was to give head.

I liked the joke in the story about giving 68. That means “You go down on me and I owe you one.”

Blow jobs aren’t going the way of the buggy whip. Would you like to give a higher than average blow job? You don’t have to rely on flavoured lube alone to give a cracking BJ. One way is to rely on small and mini vibrators. Just turn on an egg vibrator and hold it against his balls whilst you blow him. The perfect egg vibe to do this astounding feat is the 10 speed vibro remote egg. Arouse him with 10 speeds of escalating and pulsation vibrations as you gently squeeze his balls whilst giving him the suck of a lifetime. This egg is also remote controlled so hand him the controls whilst you go down on him. He controls the speeds and pulsations – that is, if he can concentrate long enough to manipulate the controls.

The egg is made of skin-safe and soft PU material. It’s also 2.5 inches long and 1.5 inches wide – tiny and perfect for this sort of activity. So when you buy vibrators you’ll know the best ways to use them. Fellate him with the best of them knowing the blow job hasn’t disappeared with the dinosaurs.