God bless the Queen. Not only has she been ruling over us for 60 years but we get a 4-day Bank Holiday weekend. Hooray!
To celebrate, here are some of our favourite patriotic coloured undies and toys to brighten up your weekend. Why not buy a set of each and wear them through the weekend? Yes, we know there’s only three colours but you can be naked on the fourth. Plus we’ve rounded up a couple of other royal-themed ideas for when you’ve gotten bored of cucumber sandwiches and Pimms at the street party…
Crotchless White Lace Panties. What more do we need to say? They’re super sexy, flattering and will definitely perk up your partner. Virginal white with a crotchless surprise.
Or if that’s not your thing, the Male Bunny Thong is a hilarious novelty thong for guys.
Finally in the White section, delicious Candy Cock Rings are a sweet surprise for her and a tantalising treat for him. What? They’re white. It totally counts.
It’s the colour of passion, kink and naughtiness; the Red section might just be our favourite category!
Look and feel like a Burlesque queen with the Leg Avenue Red Paige Corset. Beautifully made, luxurious and incredibly sexy.
Boys, define your package and highlight your gorgeous ass with these sexy Red and Black Briefs. 2 in a pack!
Sophia’s Red Rider Strap-On is a striking and versatile strap-on harness and red dildo for gay or bi women or straight women to indulge in pegging, vaginal or anal play. Probably the reddest red thing we stock!
Bondage tape is brilliant. It’s strong, reusable (as it’s static-adhesive) and we have 20 metres of Erotic Red Bondage Tape for under a fiver!
It just writes itself sometimes… The Blue Line Royal Blue V-String Pouch is tight, sexy and a guaranteed head-turner. Best to keep it in the bedroom though!
Or, treat yourself to a beautiful sensual ladies thong with the Baci-V-String Thong in a variety of colours. Yup, you guessed it. One of them is a lovely deep blue colour.
Lastly, put some extra bang in your Bank Hols with the Original Blue Pill libido and erection booster. It’s 100% herbal so completely safe and can be taken by men and women. This pack is double strength; you’ve got 4 days to while away after all!
The Royal Swan Vibrator certainly feels like it was built for a Queen with its smooth, high grade silicone, quiet and powerful performance and rechargeable battery. A superb gift for a loved one, or for yourself; this is a vibrator to last a lifetime.
Ok, so it’s a very tenuous link, but with 4 days to fill, we thought something…um…filling was in order. The Red Hot Emperor Double Ended Dildo will certainly fill your…time. Thick, red, flexible and strong this is a great fun dildo to be used by yourself or with a partner in or out of the water.