With only 5 days until Christmas, today we’re having a very festive Fetish Friday!
He’s big, he’s bearded and he sneaks into your room in the middle of the night. Oh yes, he’s Santa Claus!
I’m not just making this up for Christmas, a ‘Santa Claus fetish’ is a legitimate perversion – and I can see why! Cue Sigmund Freud, daddy issues, and some serious fantasy, reality confusion!
As a child you may have had a crush on your teacher, or a friend of your parents; he was older, bigger, with a deep voice and big arms. Well a Santa Claus fetish isn’t a wildly different attraction. When you were young, Father Christmas squeezed down the chimney, crept into your bedroom and filled your stocking with presents. He was generous, mysterious and although you never saw him, you always knew he’d been there.
Santa’s big, white beard is a glorious testament to his masculinity, and his mature features imply dominance and experience. He’s tall in stature with a large round belly and a big thigh for you to sit upon in the shopping mall. Santa’s wise eyes peer down upon you, past his whiskers, to see if you were naughty or nice… and, that’s kind of hot!
A fetish enjoyed by both heterosexual women and homosexual men, Good ol’ Saint Nic is really just a big ol’ bear! A ‘bear’ in gay culture, is a big, hairy man, often older and bearded, almost like a father or grandfather figure. If you’re a gay man and into bears, you may have looked at Santa in a rather different light.
A Santa fetish is naughty; it’s taboo. He was an exciting part of your childhood and now you’re fantasising about as an adult. Santa Claus is not stereotypically sexy; he wears a big red coat and jolly red hat… though maybe the black boots and patent leather belt may be considered kinky by some. But none the less it is not uncommon for girls and boys to have the hots for Saint Nic!
So how can you indulge your Santa fetish?
Well, I hate to break it to you, but, Santa isn’t real! So it’s time to get creative and enjoy a little role play. This time of year you should have no trouble picking up a Santa suit and fake beard, stick a pillow up his top and you’re away.
Yes, I think the next time I’m in a shopping centre I’ll get in line to sit on Santa’s lap 😉