It may only be the middle on November but the Christmas season is definitely in full swing. From shopping centres blasting out ‘Frosty the Snowman’ to supermarket aisles busting with tinsel, it’s impossible to forget about this winter holiday.
Whether you’re chomping at the bit to get up in the loft and drag out all the Christmas decorations, or whether you fancy yourself as a bit of a Scrooge, naughty novelty gifts are sure to bring a smile to your face.
So when you’re shopping for that special someone in your life, especially if you’re looking for something a little ‘different’, there is sure to be something in this gift guide which is just what you’re looking for.
Gifts for Her
That lovely lady in your life needs extra special treatment at Christmas, whether she’s your wife of 40 years or your new love, show her what she means to you in a way that’s sexy and romantic.
My Lovey Remote Love Egg
The My Lovey Remote Love Egg is the perfect Christmas gift. In a stunning and vibrant pink with a love heart remote, the toy already looks gorgeous before you even take it out of the packaging.
This love egg has 8 pulsation modes and 2 vibration speeds, perfect for fun with a partner.
Bodywand Magic Vibrator (UK plug)
For a gift that’s highly thrilling and even safe to open in front of the kids, try the iconic Bodywand Magic Vibrator. This powerful massager can be used all over the body to relieve tension in tight muscles, then be used beneath the sheets for intense pleasure.
This wand plugs straight into the mains so there is no need for batteries, and you can even purchase a selection of naughty attachments to make Christmas morning even more exciting.
Lelo Ida Couples Massager
The new and revolutionary Lelo Ida Couple Massager has taken sex to a whole new level. This toy has been ergonomically designed to stimulate the woman’s clitoris and g spot as well as pleasing the man. Comfortable to wear during sex, this toy not only vibrates but rotates to provide exquisite pleasure.
The toy comes with a wireless remote control which can be used easily by either pressing the buttons or tilting the remote. The Ida will be presented in a stunning Lelo gift box and comes with a USB charger, manual and 1 year warranty.
Rocks Off Ramsey Rabbit Seven Speed Vibrator
This Rocks Off Ramsey Rabbit Seven Speed Vibrator is sure to be very well received on Christmas morning. Made from a soft silicone this naughty bunny will provide powerful vibrations and stimulate her clitoris for a Christmas night she’ll never forget.
Gifts for Him
Men can be a little difficult to shop for at Christmas, but if there are two ways to a man’s heart, you’ll find them in the kitchen and the bedroom, and as you’ve already made plans for Christmas dinner…
We-Vibe 4 Remote Couples Vibrator
For a luxury gift you can both enjoy, try the new and improved We-Vibe 4 Remote Couples Vibrator. Fun to use for more than just foreplay, this toy can be worn during sex for a more thrilling ride than ever before. One part of the toy stimulates the woman’s clitoris whilst the other part sits inside to stimulate the g-spot. The man can then penetrate comfortably as the vibrations travel through both partners.
With the wireless remote you can alter the pulsation mode and vibration intensity without having to break the motion of your love making. Available in two stunning colours this really is an amazing gift for couples.
Cloneboy Vibrator Kit
Give him the ego boost of a life time with this Cloneboy Vibrator Kit. He’ll know just how much you value his impressive cock when he finds this gift under the tree. This kit allows you to make an exact replica of your partner’s dick and turn it into a powerful vibrating dildo. A fun novelty and a thrilling toy, the Cloneboy Vibrator Kit is a great gift this Christmas.
IOU Sex Stickie Notes For Him
Give him hours of pleasure with this gift that keeps on giving. The IOU Sex Stickie Notes for Him will let him decide how he receives his 100 naughty gifts with handy tick boxes. On heart shaped cards these IOUs really will make his Christmas memorable.
Chocolate Body Paint
Christmas is a time to indulge in all things naughty and satisfying, and what could be more sexy and delicious than Chocolate Body Paint. Cover his body in this sweet treat, or let him cover yours, then enjoy exploring each other’s bodies as the chocolate is slowly licked off.
For your Dom(me)
Who is more worthy of attention, worship and gifts than your Dom(me)? Make this Christmas extra kinky and buy a few extra toys for your bedroom fantasy play.
Lelo Dare Me Pleasure Gift Set
Show your Domme how much you worship her with this Lelo Dare Me Pleasure Gift Set. Designed with a feel of luxury and style this set is the perfect Christmas gift. The box includes a stunning pair of Lelo Luna Beads Noir, and beautiful sued black whip, black silk handcuffs, and even a satin storage bag. If you’re very lucky you may even get to enjoy a lash of the whip!
Erotic Red Bondage Tape
Kinky in the colour of Christmas this Erotic Red Bondage Tape will let your Dom(me) know that you’re all theirs. Great for BDSM play, this tape allows one person to be tied up whilst the other has free rein over their body. Surrender your body with this naughty Christmas gift.
Black Suede Flogger Whip
Show your subservience with this Black Suede Flogger Whip. When your Dom(me) unwraps this luxury flogger this Christmas, he/she will know that you are theirs to please or punish. Aesthetically pleasing this black suede whip with metal studs down the handle is the perfect BDSM gift this Christmas.
Bondage Spanking Crop
Hope for a delicious sting on Christmas morning when you give your Dom(me) this Bondage Spanking Crop. With a leather wrapped handle, braided shaft and luxury spanking flap, your Dom(me) will take great pleasure in punishing you with this exquisite instrument.
For your Submissive
Your submissive may be a lowly slave and unworthy of any gifts, but perhaps you can buy a few items for your own amusement, to make your kinky games all the more entertaining.
Black Metal Handcuffs
If you deem your submissive worthy of a gift this Christmas, then perhaps these Black Metal Handcuffs will be fitting. An a lovely dark metal and a set of keys, these cuffs will be perfect for keeping your sub in line.
Black Vented Ball Gag
Want to show your sub whose boss? Try getting him/her a Black Vented Ball Gag. This ball gag is vented for comfortable wear and features an adjustable leather strap and buckle, all made with a feel of luxury. Maybe get a couple for those annoying Carollers too!
Slut Leather Collar
Make sure your submissive knows their place this Christmas with a ‘Slut’ Leather Collar. Made from black leather with metal lettering, this collar has adjustable stud poppers for a nice tight fit.
Chrome Chastity Device
Treat your submissive to some exquisite torture with this Crome Chastity Device. Made from a highly polished chrome, this device consists of a cock ring, cock cage, padlock and two keys so their release is in your hands.
Novelty Gifts: Secret Santa/ Stocking Fillers
Whether you need something for the office Secret Santa or your uni flat mates, a naughty novelty is sure to go down a treat.
Naughty board games are de rigueur in the world of sexy novelties at the moment and none more so than the stunning 50’s pinup stylings of Tease. Designed for 2-6 players, each turn leads to a brand new erotic option that opens the door to hilarity and plenty of sexy scenarios.
After Dinner Willies
For a minty treat after dinner, these After Dinner Willies are dark, sweet and of course a little bit naughty. A fun twist on the classic evening chocolate, these goodies will make the perfect Secret Santa gift.
Novelty Penis Bath Sponge
A naughty stocking filler this Novelty Penis Bath Sponge is a fun and amusing novelty. Maybe not the best gift for Gran, but you’re sure to make someone smile with one of these brightly coloured sponges.
Love Ewe Inflatable Sheep Doll
A funny gift for a cheeky friend, this Love Ewe Inflatable Sheep Doll is definitely a party favourite. With a comical face and naughty ‘love hole’, this gift is sure to create laughter this Christmas.
Sexy Christmas Dress Up
Shed the coats and Jumpers this Christmas and look sexier than ever before in some festive and flirty lingerie.
Why get him a Christmas gift when you can be the gift? Wrap your gorgeous body in this Naughty Knot and he’ll never have been so eager to open a present. With a big satin bow and lots of flesh on display, you’ll certainly brighten Christmas morning.
Seven til Midnight Santa Baby Teddy
Make your booty look utterly fantastic in these Seven til Midnight Santa Baby Teddy. With sheer red lace, white fluffy bottom and a raunchy belted waist, he won’t want you wearing anything else come Christmas night.
Seven til Midnight Satin Bow Bra Set
This gorgeous lingerie set will make you look like the ultimate Sexy Santa. Made from a stunning red lace with an exquisite stretchy satin garter, you’re sure to bring Christmas cheer in this Seven til Midnight Satin Bow Bra Set.
Seven til Midnight Satin Santa Queen Dress
Look a vision of beauty in this Seven til Midnight Satin Santa Queen Dress. Designed in a rich and festive red this costume dress features a white fur trim top to create that ‘Sexy Santa’ look. Perfect for the bedroom and maybe even the Christmas party…well, our Christmas party at least!
Still stumped for what to buy? Well give them what is perhaps the best gift of all, a gift voucher! This way your partner can chose for themselves and perhaps you’ll be in for a cheeky surprise.